hello.
Please enjoy perusing through my storied career as a designer of places and things.
My passions for art and design are second only to my dedication to petting every dog I see. Now, before I begin waxing poetic about my favorite dog breeds let's get down to the nitty gritty:
"WHY HIRE ME?" Excellent question, I'm glad you asked. Firstly, I will do everything in my arsenal to impress your arse: As a part of my responsibilities in any employment arena, I have come through with design conception, implementation, organization, and time management. I am able to juggle my workload and find creative solutions to projects and quandaries with zest and zeal. As a result, I am a very detail-oriented problem solver.
I have been responsible for designing and developing new and innovative products, while working within the restrictions of machining and time constraints. In addition, I have had in-depth experience with client facing presentation (I am also available for wedding speeches and pizza-related seminars).
I have direct experience in sourcing and product development overseas (Ni Hao!). My roles have included: evaluating and discovering new factories to meet my company’s standards, researching new and groundbreaking technology in hosiery machining, and preparing factory’s for auditing.
"WOW. YOU DO SOUND QUALIFIED" Thank you, you are too kind. Let's go get tacos some time.
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"GEEZ GIRL, CHILL. I JUST CAME HERE TO LOOK AT THE PICTURES." My bad, enjoy the photos. Let's go get some tacos some time.